suicide is so cliche....
make it look accidental
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suicide is so cliche....
make it look accidental
Ever had a moment where you're not quite sure what to say?
I'm having a "moment" now.
woahhhh...
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cliche....?...nah....Suicide is the best way...and it hurts the ones that are close...thats been listenin yet somewhat over-looked.......
hmmm....
you have quite a point...
i suppose i don't think much of my fellow men
that i would give them ALL of my life in exchange
of course i have a point....and my point sounds better and better everyday..why choose rottin away in the end anyway...nothing more than an embarrassment to the fuckin selfish......
I must say that those are some of the most creative methods of suicide I've ever read....
and normally I would say that suicide really solves nothing in the end....but if a person is gonna do it they're gonna do it and nothing anyone says will change their mind....
all I know is this subject hits close to home for me....
uhhhhhhhh.... [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
k...my pc is fucked all up again......
Get a lot of ten-ton epoxy to seal any and all body openings.. Wait a while.. Explode....?
Stick your head in the turkey just after it comes out of the oven preferably during the Christmas Day family gathering but a Thanksgiving Day end may also serve your purposes... Your timing really depends on your own peculiar circumstances....
Run around banging into family members all the while flailing your arms.. You can never go wrong flailing your arms when trying to kill your self... The more flailing the better....
Go into a room that can be easily locked so you won't be accidently saved by well meaning but inconsiderate friends or family members...
..Alternatively you can just flee the house and run through the streets aimlessly until you pass out.. NO one in a large city will ever go near someone with a steaming turkey on his head... If you live in a wooded or rural area the best thing to do would be to run off into the wilderness so your body can be found with all sorts of gnaw marks on it from the multitude of animals that will flock to your decaying carcass..
hmmm....
I must be morbid cuz I'm crackin up here [img]eek.gif[/img]